currently: listening to Sheppherd - Geronimo
Another year, another VMAs. Another year of questionable tastes in fashion.
This year didn't really seem as exciting as last year's, or as interesting. The only saving grace was probably Beyonce, as per usual.
But thankfully, there's always something to talk about when it comes to VMAs fashion, because in the words of our Lorde, "What is this?"
"What is this?!" - that @lordemusic is what they call a romper hahaha best gif ever http://t.co/NjYr8wd9Ib
— Taylor Swift NZ (@TSwiftNZ) August 25, 2014
Best/Worst Matching Couple:
They're the best matching couple because they match really well, yet again they match and it's super ugly, which makes it the worst. So I'm very conflicted with the best award to give them. But I do have two questions:
1) why are they doing a Britney and Justin?
and 2) who is Riff Raff?
Best Cosplay Outfit
Most like Bieber:
Most underwhelming outfit:
Best Dressed Male:
Worst Dressed Male:
Now, this year trying to figure out who was best and worst dressed females was a real effort:
Worst Dressed Female nominees include:
Sarah Hyland - because she can never get it right. It looks like an outfit Gwen Stefani from No Doubt would want back in the 90s.
Jessie J - you know those lily flowers? This looks like an upside down dying version of one...or the discarded leaves of a corn cob.
Kesha - looks like her hair went through a kid's playdough machine and that her dress train was sewn on backwards.
But the winner of Worst Dressed Female?:
Meanwhile, for Best Dressed Female nominees... It was even harder to pick ones to be nominated.
Taylor Swift - a little controversial but I like the hair and make up and the top part of her outfit... But I don't think she should have even worn a romper. She knows how to show off her legs though.
Jennifer Lopez - because... this outfit, dammit. It's a look that says 'I'm a million dollars, no really, I am'.
But I don't know I picked this person as my Best Dressed Female. Maybe it's the way the dress hangs, the print, the way it's still a sexy dress without being over the top...
And finally, the Lady Gaga award for whatever Lady Gaga wears. But without Lady Gaga again, her award and spotlight will go to Lorde, which is pretty much a close match.
VMA LADY pic.twitter.com/DVtH2fzGQl
— Lorde (@lordemusic) August 24, 2014
Bring on the next awards, cause the VMAs just wasn't enough for me.