currently: listening to 'Pray To God' by Calvin Harris feat Haim.
I love award ceremonies (well the highlights) but the problem with award ceremonies while you live in New Zealand is that from 2.30pm (or 12pm if you're watching the red carpet) there are a good four hours where you're half distracted between work and watching the award show. Award shows are ridiculously time consuming. Thank goodness red carpet galleries are easy to flick through. Enjoy the last of this month's red carpet reviews from yours truly.
Starting off with the person I saw and couldn't help by cringe a little at, the first award goes to the Most Annoying Fringe:
It may not be the Grammy's but there was an outfit that was Most likely inspired by a Katy Perry song:
There were some outfits that didn't really need to be looked at, like the Most Predictable Outfit:
Or this one, which deserved the J-Lo Lookalike Award.
I haven't used this award before, but it seems very suiting to call this the Best Dairy Honouring Outfit
Most Deflating Dress
Moving onto the men for a moment - while most of the men at these Film awards know how to put on a good suit, there's always one that you can count on to fall into the Worst Dressed Male.
And meanwhile Best Dressed Male may have a bit (okay a lot) of bias on my part.
Time for the final part, and the most memorable Worst Dressed Female Nominees. While most were alright, or meh, there were only a couple that stood out to me as cringeworthy.
Nicole Kidman appeared to have gotten the end of her dress caught in a paper shredder. And she had to tape her dress together with red electrical tape - which is the only bit of colour that isn't draining or washing her out. Was that fabric inspired by a fish market?
But Worst Dressed Female had to be won by someone, specially since they have been circling the cusp of worst dressed for some time.
Moving on anyway to something more pleasant on the eyes - Best Dressed Nominees:
Cate Blanchett. This is what dressing for your age and shape is about. Cate Blanchett is a classy woman who doesn't need a deep V neck to prove how pretty she is. A great fitting black dress that compliments her shape, with a stunning statement necklace, and she's got the style just right.
But sorry everyone, I had to pick my favourite actress for Best Dressed Female:
And surprise, surprise. It's not a music awards ceremony but we can have a Lady Gaga Award!