currently: listening to 'Ahead of Myself' by Jamie Lawson.
Me watching clips from the MTV VMAs:
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My friend did message me this afternoon while I was at work, telling me she hoped to see my VMAs red carpet review because there were so many things to talk about. And it's true, there was so much drama! But the problem is - where do you even start?
I need some time to get into talking about mostly-naked Miley... so let's begin with something a bit easy and start from the top, with Best Hair!
Meanwhile, on the opposite scale - here's Worst Hair.
Award for Most Pep:
Best Double Denim Couple (to probably ever exist, ever.):
Laziest Couple Award:
Biggest statement outfit:
Cutest Little Coachella Pixie:
Oldest looking young person
Youngest looking old person
Worst dressed finalists:
This year's worst dressed finalists are funny enough both models, which proves that just because you're a model doesn't mean that you make all clothes look good.
Emily Ratajkowski - for losing half her leg in a tragic ugly boot accident.
But Worst Dressed Female needed to go to:
Now, for Best Dressed finalists:
FKA Twigs - Cause I don't know why exactly. But her outfit, hair and overall look captivates me and I think she looks fab.
However, Best Dressed Female goes to...
And finally... you've probably been wondering why she hasn't appeared anywhere else on the list, so I present to you:
Miley Cyrus Award Rankings:
Usually this is the place where I acknowledge Lady Gaga's crazy style. But instead I'm going to rank Miley's outfits from the night as best to definite worst. That way you have some time to bail before you get to the end of the article...
#1 Miley's hippy trippy sparkly jumpsuit. Because it actually looks like a real piece of clothing.
#2 Miley's crocheted jumpsuit. She's actually wearing tights.
#3 Miley's square rainbow dress. Cause it's given her the most shape. (#pundrums)
#4 Miley's eye-popping dress. It may have been made of fabric scraps but at least it's half covered.
#5 Miley's sparkly wedgie jumpsuit. Does no one else feel uncomfortable when looking at her high cut leotards?
#6 The outfit Nicki Minaj sassed Miley in. Made funnier when Miley tried to twirl her dreads like an American sorority girl who didn't care - but clearly did.
#7 Miley's perfectly placed pom pom cut out dress. Because that certainly doesn't leave much to the imagination.
#8 Miley's red carpet chandelier. That no one wants to swing from.
#9 Miley's really ugly looking Spice Girls outfit. The pants say Sporty Spice. The top sports something that looks a little contagious.
#10 last and certainly the most least...