currently: listening to 'Couldn't Believe' by Broods.
After watching the MTV VMAs for the past five years, I don't think even MTV know what they're doing anymore. Essentially the Beyonce and Rihanna performance night, with shout outs from Kanye West, the entire MTV VMAs left me with that look Key and Peele had after Kanye's video for 'Fade' ended with a naked she-cat hanging with a locker room of sheep.
It lacked drama. It lacked passion. It lacked Kanye West declaring himself ruler of the world in 2020. I can't even tell you who won the big award of the night. I can assume it was either Beyonce, Rihanna or Kanye West as they were the only three people I seemed to see on TV.
Even the red carpet fashion was somewhat lacking overall. When Beyonce turned up early to the event - I should have guessed that's when it truly peaked... But here's the best and worst of what I could find...
BEST UNIMPRESSED FACE
MOST OBVIOUS BABY BUMP
But on the topic of genies...
BEST DRESSED GENIE
BEST DRESSED SALMON
BEST LOOKING SUPER MARIO CHARACTER
MOST CASUAL 'WHATEVER' OUTFIT and OUTFIT I'M MOST LIKELY TO WEAR
MOST UNFORTUNATE TEXT PLACEMENT
MOST AWKWARD POSE
MOST BADASS GRANDMA, MOST RHINESTONES USED, and BEST RECYCLED BRITNEY SPEARS COSTUME
MOST INAPPROPRIATE USE OF CHEST HAIR
BEST LOOKING SQUAD
Now for the final awards...
WORST LOOKING MALE
BEST LOOKING MALE
WORST DRESSED FEMALE RUNNER-UPs
But for WORST DRESSED FEMALE
BEST DRESSED FEMALE RUNNER-UP - and there's only one because it was slim pickings...
Which leaves BEST DRESSED FEMALE as...
And of course, one final award - the Lady Gaga Award