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My happy fairytale

currently: should be in bed. I have to get up at 5:30am tomorrow.

Haven't had time to blog. Sorry :D
Get Smart Conference - WOW. It's been treating me amazing. I'm finding love with pretty much everything (other than me having to wake up before the sunrise...not so nice. I'll let you know about everything that happens in one blog maybe tomorrow when I finish.)

Get only about half an hour on the internet when I come back home.
It's enough time to check personal emails, facebook, and whatever else is suppose to be important.

Got this in my emails today. Thankyou Becca XD



THE HAPPIEST FAIRYTALE EVER

Once upon a time a guy asked a girl, "Will you marry me?"


The girl said, "No!"


And the girl lived happily ever after and went shopping, dancing, camping, drank whole bottles of wine, always had a clean house, never had to cook, did what the hell she wanted, never argued, didn't get fat, travelled lots, had many lovers, didn't save money, and had all the hot water to herself. She went to the theatre, never watched sports, never had to wear friggin lacy lingerie that went up her bum, had high self esteem, never cried or yelled and felt and looked fabulous all the time.


- THE END -



Think this proves that romance movies don't always win.
Infact, think this proves that females can do very fine on their own. Thankyou :D

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